WooTSwaP/CraPSwaP :: View topic - WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE: Men's XXL Monkey Vs. Narwhal Shirt

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:15 am

Website: Shirt Woot
Shirt Design: Monkey Vs. Narwhal
Artist: Greg Abbott
Size: Men's XXL

Monkey Vs. Narwhal: One Man's Journey Into The Heart Of Darkness

After purchasing this shirt like a good little wooter, I was seriously CRUSHED to find out that something went wrong with the shipping and now the woot powers that be are telling me that I can either choose a different size or get a refund. As much as I would love to change my shape and size to fit this shirt, I am a very solid XXL in American Apparel t-shirts, and no: I don't want a refund!

Quite simply: all that I want is Monkey Vs. Narwhal in Men's XXL!

I am literally beside myself with horror posting this shot in the dark dream journal-esque request, as I was so freaking excited to be rocking this shirt.

Won't you please help a drop jawed with sadness brother out?

How can a t-shirt site be so awesome and yet so cruel at the same time?

*shakes fist at the heavens*

Happy to pay above market value (and pass along the bill to Woot customer service).

Very Happy

Maybe you bought the XXL and now you're looking at the pink ink and the goofy image and thinking: I don't know, maybe this isn't for me...

Well, listen my good friend, I DO KNOW, and this is ABSOLUTELY for me: I simply must have this shirt!

Let your indifference become my salvation.

Don't fold it up and put it at the bottom of the drawer, waiting for some freaky party (that may or may not ever happen) to finally pull it out and give this shirt a test drive. Let me truly love this shirt like no one else can. Let me embrace this shirt and give it a wonderful home. I seriously can't think of an event at which NOT to wear this shirt. Parties, the office, concerts, sporting events, camping trips, church, roller derbies, renaissance fairs, lumberjack competitions... the list just goes on and on: this shirt is so perfect for all of my lifestyle choices.

And please, don't let my enthusiasm give you pause about selling this shirt. I mean, just look at it! A monkey and a narwhal... fighting...?!? Whoever heard of such a stupid thing! This design is ridiculous. You hate it. You can't wait to get rid of it. Thank goodness you found me, this obviously misguided freak boy, who's actually willing to pay cash money above the face value of this indeed cuh-razy shirt.

Can you feel it deep in your soul that I really really really want to rock this shirt?

For realz, I tell ya: for realz.

Hold me.

Thank You,
Jay

Original design, as seen on shirt woot:
Well, it looks like wootswap won't let me include a URL link until I've posted 5 times, so, um... sorry for the manual labor of replacing < * > with < . > if you're up to it:
shirt*woot*com/friends.aspx?k=15345

Note: I also had embedded a few lovely pictures throughout this posting, including the original artwork, which really helped further bring this tale of trials and tribulations to life, but linking to absolutely anything seems to be a problem.

[Insert link to sad faced cartoon boy here]

O_o

Update: Hooray! I was able to make my avatar the original artwork!

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